SOME FOREIGN SIGNS TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH...
In a Paris, France elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
In a Rhodes, Greece tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because is a big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong, China dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."
In an Acapulco, Mexico hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here."
In a Tokyo, Japan shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run."
Psalms 141:3 (NLT) Take control of what I say, O LORD, and guard my lips.
Proverbs 21:23 (NLT) Watch your tongue and keep your mouth shut, and you will stay out of trouble.