FROM TODAY'S READING (12/7/2015)...
A little humor to start the week (emphasis on "little")...
Top 10 signs you are in a he wrong church:
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of senior pastor, associate pastor and sociopastor.
8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss version.
7. There is an ATM in the lobby.
6. The praise choir wears leather skinny jeans.
5. The worship services are B.Y.O.S. (bring your own snake).
4. Communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. The pastor regularly attends meetings in Las Vegas.
2. The ushers ask, "Smoking or non-smoking?"
1. The Women's Quartet are all married to the pastor.
Proverbs 17:22 (NLT) A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
Proverbs 15:13 (NLT) A glad heart makes a happy face; a broken heart crushes the spirit.
Ecclesiastes 3:4 (NLT) A time to cry and a time to laugh. A time to grieve and a time to dance.
